I just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town. I’ve been keeping a notebook, just in case this day ever came. Welcome back, Lisa Rinna. I’ve missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth and skipped town. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn’t find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. I assume you’ve been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant’s heads in your mouth to get back that newborn shine. So glad you’re back, I haven’t seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist. Love Santana.